Tuesday 3 May 2016

Where's Brother Nelson...?


"A CNN crew visits the Kingdom Hall of Prince the Sunday after he 'passed away'."



"We expect Brother Nelson to be resurrected here on Earth, just like the Bible says, when Jehovah cleanses this Earth of all it's evil,there'll be a resurrection and we will welcome him back - and he'll be right [here] like flesh and blood, like you and me are talking here right now.

It's a deep, deep belief that we have."
Tricky Question - he won't be dressed like this the next time you see him.

The best place to hide a tree is in a forest.

The worst place to hide a needle is in a haystack, someone (probably Iron Man) will just come along one day with a great big magnet.

The best place to hide a needle is in a pile of needles.

And most people can't see the forest for all the trees.
So, where is Brother Nelson... 


Where, oh where is Brother Nelson..?

Where can he be...?


There he is!

Go #TeamPurple !


JW's believe that "The World", and "worldliness" is distracting people from God, meaning "The Truth" and being influenced and corrupted by living too much in The World will keep you from knowing Truth, and achieving perfection and only those who are "perfect" will survive Judgement Day and earn a place on Paradise Earth, where they will live forever and never die.

So a complete retreat from "The World" into his Kingdom Hall with Larry Graham and all of his friends and  neighbours is not an inconceivable or unreasonable life decision - especially since he owns the entire tract land on which the private, gated community he currently lives in is built.

They have their own little David Koresh compound to sit out the End of the World over there.

Only with few guns.

One would hope.

It's right behind Paisley Park, on the adjacent shore of the lake.

Arsinio Hall : What would you do if you weren't 'Prince' ?

[Well, he is Prince, that's his legal, given name - but he is also 'Prince', the persona, performer and artist at one time part-owned by Warner Brothers Records and now by AOL-Time-Warner;
If you were no longer 'Prince', but just Prince Rogers Nelson, or just 'Brother Nelson' (the Jehovah's Witness), for instance, when 'Prince' dies in the eyes of The World, what would you want to be...?]

Prince : I think I'd want  to teach in some capacity if I did...



The fact of him having all of those pyramids on his roof, forming a skylight onto The Atrium, as well as the phallic pyramid obelisk constructed over the main entrance of an otherwise completely flat and bland, functional building has not gone un-noticed and un-remarked upon, either.

Especially in light of the JWs checkered history when it comes to strange beliefs about interpreting Bible End Times Prophecies and Pyramidology.

Purple Rain was the first movie to knock Ghostbusters off the US Box Office number 1 spot in autumn 1984, so it's appropriate to point out at this juncture -

It's not the girl Peter, it's the building... 

"A CNN crew visits the Kingdom Hall of Prince the Sunday after he 'passed away'."



"We expect Brother Nelson to be resurrected here on Earth, just like the Bible says, when Jehovah cleanses this Earth of all it's evil,there'll be a resurrection and we will welcome him back - and he'll be right [here] like flesh and blood, like you and me are talking here right now.

It's a deep, deep belief that we have."

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