Saturday 28 January 2017

The Cat Bible

Genesis

Chapter 6
I This is the story of Chanski. She was the only good woman of her time and she lived in fellowship with Cloister.

2 Cloister looked at the world and he did see evil in it.

3 He spoke unto Chanski saying, "all the
world is evil. Verily I say unto you it shall be destroyed.

4 Thou shalt build a ship to travel great
distance in, and, lo, it shalt be five miles long.

5 There will be many decks and much that will be needed for a plague will seize and destroy the world."

6 Chanski did as Cloister had commanded and Cloister looked upon the ship and saw that it was good.

7 He looked at the automated Laundromat, and the quarters where there were beds for sleeping, and the numerous food dispensers and he was pleased. Chanski said unto
Cloister

8 "It is done, as thou commanded, and it shall be called the Red Dwarf" She said said this for yea, the ship was red.

9 Cloister entered the ship and took with
Him all that was good. He did take care of his servant Chanski with whom he was pleased.

10 Also he was pleased with a man named Petson, and Petson begat Chen, who begat Selby

11 and together they did protect Frankenstein who was pure.

Chapter 7

1 When Frankenstein was near her time.
Cloister called all unto him and it came to pass that he ate with them.

2 Cloister drank lager, saying unto them
"Thou wilt betray me."

3 Petson drank lager also, and he said unto Cloister the Stupid, "we will not betray thee"

4 But Cloister did continue and he did
prophesise,

5 "Before the early morning alarm call hath sounded three times ye will leave me and die."

6 And Cloister gave to Frankenstein the sacred writing saying, "Those who have wisdom will know its meaning."

7 And it was written thus: "Seven socks, one shirt, one pair boxer shorts, collect Friday."

8 Then he took Frankenstein to a far off place and she was safe.

9 All who knew Him did not understand his words and, lo, they were confused.

10 But on the third day Cloister was
imprisoned and taken to be frozen in Time.

11 Those he had eaten with died, but
Frankenstein was saved.

12 He giveth of his life that we might live
and for that he is worshipped.


Coal





House of Commons Hansard Debates for 21 Oct 1992

Mr. Tony Benn (Chesterfield) : Entirely lacking from the Conservative party has been any awareness of the sense of public outrage that people could be treated as the President of the Board of Trade did when he announced the closure of 31 pits. Of course, individual Members may take a different view, but I say that it was callous and brutal. 

That treatment came from a party that prides itself upon a citizens charter and a classless society. 

That is why hundreds of thousands are marching in London today.

 The little seminar on gas prices does not get near what the real argument is all about. All my right hon. and hon. Friends know that these events are part of a sustained attack upon the mining industry. 

It is taking place because the previous Prime Minister regarded the National Union of Mineworkers as The Enemy Within. The term was coined for that reason. 

It gives me huge pleasure that the Tory party threw out Thatcher and the miners re-elected Scargill.

Because that man told The Truth! 

And truth still has value in the politics of our society when all the lies, half truths and half promises about independent reviews are dismissed. 

The President of the Board of Trade said that he agonised over the decision that was before him. He is not the one who will suffer agony if pits are closed. If he agonised, why did he not have a review during that process? If there had been a review, others could have submitted other views while his discussions took place. 

I have a letter that came from the office of Cecil Parkinson when he was Energy Secretary. It is a response to someone who wrote from Derbyshire, and states that the privatisation of the electricity industry will have no effect on pit closures. 

Ministers have lied, lied and lied again about the mining industry. 

That is why people are so incensed. 

Do not tell us that this is all about market forces. 

If those forces applied to the farming industry, half the farms in Britain would have closed years ago, because we get cheaper food from New Zealand and Australia. 

Of course, the Tory party depends on the farmers and so it supports them. 
I am not in favour of applying market forces to farms. 

It is not possible to close a farm one year and open it the following year.

But the miners have not received set-aside grants, where they get given money not to produce coal. 


That is the reality of the debate.

There was a preparedness to pay a great deal of money to the gamblers two weeks ago when so-called market forces were working on the currency. 

That, I think, has played a part in these matters. 

I am intensely proud that I had a role to play in the energy policy of the Labour Government. 

That Government authorised the Selby project, as we authorised the Drax B coal-fired power station. 

We encouraged 42 million tonnes of extra capacity to be found. 

Selby was opened and there was an assisted burn scheme. 

We recognised that the then Central Electricity Generating Board needed a small grant to change the merit order of the power stations so that more coal could be burnt. 

We introduced earlier retirement for miners, something for which they had pressed for a long time. We then-- [Interruption.] 

Closures took place after negotiation and agreement. They concentrated mainly on pit exhaustion and dangerous working. 

As the then Secretary of State, I offered the NUM a veto on all closures. I discovered that Australian coal had been imported on the instruction of the now Lord Walker when he was Secretary of State for Energy. When it arrived it was so expensive that the generating board sold it to France at a loss.


Mr. Phil Gallie (Ayr) : Will the right hon. Gentleman give way?

Mr. Benn : I shall not give way for one moment.

We require a re-examination of energy policy that brings fuel suppliers, fuel industries, customers and unions together. There was such a re-examination from 1976 onwards ; the papers were published and the discussions were serious. When that process takes place it will be necessary to determine the objectives of the energy policy, and one of the objectives of the Labour Government was extremely simple. It was that everyone should have heat and light at home. That was not a bad energy policy objective. It was a recognition of the fact that in the end an energy policy is judged by whether people can get hold of energy.

It has been said, "If there is surplus coal, why not give it to pensioners?" 

That is a sensible argument. 

Coal could be supplied free of charge to the generators to pump it down the wire, as it were, in the form of cheap electricity. 

There are those who shake their heads in dissent, but that is an energy policy, but it is one in which Conservative Members don't believe, because they do believe in profit and not in people. 

That is what the argument is about.


We must think about imports and opencast mining.

Mr. Richards : On a point of order, Madam Deputy Speaker.

Madam Deputy Speaker (Dame Janet Fookes) : I hope that it is a point of order.

Mr. Richards : It certainly is, Madam Deputy Speaker. Is it in order for the right hon. Member for Chesterfield (Mr. Benn) to rewrite history?

Mr. Benn rose --

Madam Deputy Speaker : Order. That is clearly not a point of order. I take strong exception to such a use of points of order.

Mr. Benn :  I hope that the time taken by that point of order is taken into account, Madam Deputy Speaker. I am advancing a serious argument that has more in common with what those outside this place are thinking than with the little arguments that we have heard from Conservative Members.

It is necessary, of course, to consider opencast mining. The environment of a village is destroyed by stripping it, as it were, for opencast mining. We must have regard also to desulphurisation, assisted burn and winter fuel concessions. As many have said, how can we justify subsidy by way of the nuclear levy, a fuel that is three times as expensive as coal?

The House should not think that that for which I am arguing cannot be done. In 1945, Winston Churchill as Prime Minister, a distinguished predecessor, presented the Fuel and Power Act--I operated under it and so does the President of the Board of Trade--which, when enacted, charged the Secretary of State with the general duty of securing the effective and co-ordinated development of coal, petroleum and other mineral resources--fuel and power- -in Great Britain. 

That is the statutory responsibility of the President of the Board of Trade. 

He is not merely a spectator of market forces. Indeed, in 1973 he was a member of a Government who introduced the Fuel and Electricity Control Act which bore on every fuel transaction in the country. 

When the right hon. Gentleman was a junior Minister he controlled the supply of fuel to the aircraft industry. 

The result of tonight's Division will not determine the issue that is before us. If anyone thinks that it will, he or she is making a great mistake. 

In fact, the British public have been awakened to the realities of the mining industry and to the rotten philosophy of the 1980s. 

We were told that everything was about cash and that chartered accountants had to be brought in to tell us what to do. 

That is not what it is all about. 

The issue is whether our society puts people in a place of dignity and serves them or whether we hand over money to gamblers who create no wealth. Arthur Scargill has been rehabilitated more quickly than any man I have known. Within 24 hours, everyone knew that he was right. 

The miners certainly did.

What has happened--I warn the Government about this--is that after 10 years during which people took things that they should never have taken, there is a return of self confidence and hope. It was that sort of self confidence and hope that got Mandela out of prison and got the Berlin wall down. Next it will get the President of the Board of Trade out of his office in favour of a better society. 

Westminster: Behind Closed Doors with Tony Benn









Discussion of the unaccountability of the secret services, with former MI5 and MI6 officers. Live and open ended discussion programme. The official Secrets Act has received royal ascent and will become law shortly after the making of this programme. No one knows how this will work out. This programme might be the last time consequently that these participants are not bound to silence. The panel includes spys, a defence journalist, MI5 member, CIA founder, MPs and MI6 member. Michael Randle and Pat Pottle, who had recently confessed in a book to assisting a prison escape by the spy George Blake, were dropped from this programme ('Out of Bounds', tx. 13/5/1989) after Channel Four was threatened with contempt of court proceedings.

John Underwood, with;
James Rusbridger
Rt Hon Tony Benn MP
Anthony Cavendish
Miles Copeland
Eddie Chapman
Adela Gooch

From Wikipedia;
'The first programme of the third series was titled Out of Bounds: "1988 was the year of the tri-centenary of the Bill of Rights, yet in May 1989, in the shadowy studio of Channel 4's After Dark programme, a group of former British and US intelligence agents discussed the merits and evils of new legislation on official secrets. When this legislation completes its processes through Parliament such a gathering is likely to become illegal.

The Financial Times wrote: "Channel 4's After Dark triumphantly broke all the rules from the beginning.... The first of the new series on Saturday proved that the formula is still working extremely well. The subject was official secrecy, and during the course of the night remarks included: 'I was in Egypt at the time, plotting the assassination of Nasser' and 'Wilson and Heath were destroyed in part by the action of intelligence agents' and (spoken with incredulity) 'You mean we shouldn't have got rid of Allende?' The hostility between just two of the participants, which often brings most life to the programme, occurred this time between Tony Benn and ex-CIA man Miles Copeland, and it was the fundamental difference in political outlook between these two which informed the entire discussion. Anyone who regarded Benn as a dangerous 'loony leftie' but watched right through until 2.00 may have been astonished at his thoroughly conservative British attitudes.

Tony Benn wrote in his diary, later published as The End of an Era: "Saturday 13 May - In the evening I went to take part in this live television programme After Dark with John Underwood in the chair. It was an open-ended discussion which started at about midnight and went on till the early hours. The other participants were the historian Lord Dacre, Eddie Chapman, who had been a double agent during the war, Anthony Cavendish, who is a former MI6 and MI5 officer, Miles Copeland (an ex-CIA man), James Rusbridger, who has worked with MI5 at one stage, and Adela Gooch, a defence journalist from the Daily Telegraph. Every one of them made admissions or came out with most helpful information. I was terribly pleased with it.

The Listener magazine described the programme: "The new Official Secrets Act has just received the Queen's assent. This may be the last time for some years that any disclosures can be made on such matters.... After Dark exists for mysterious reasons, probably something to do with a necessary safety-valve in a climate of increasing pressure on the media.... Its strength is that it has rescued that endangered species, genuinely spontaneous conversation, and presented it absolutely without frills. It does not have to rely on a presenter or on the glamour of its guests, as other talk shows do. Its force is its unique lack of inhibition in dealing with very controversial issues without exhibitionism...an invaluable programme.

Richard Norton-Taylor reported on guests who did not appear because of concerns about contempt of court: "Michael Randle and Pat Pottle, who admitted helping the spy, George Blake, escape from prison in 1966... have been dropped from the... programme... Mr Randle and Mr Pottle were arrested and released on police bail last week after admitting in a book that they had helped Blake escape.'

The Owl and the Pussycat

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.

They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,


"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,

What a beautiful Pussy you are."

Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl, 
How charmingly sweet you sing.

O let us be married, too long we have tarried;

But what shall we do for a ring?"

They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.


"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"

So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.

They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.


And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon,
 the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

Friday 27 January 2017

3, 5, 7

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is Gold
And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.



Conductor--Brother, we will pursue our journey. (Stepping to the three steps on the floor or carpet.) The next thing that attracts our attention are the winding stairs which lead to the Middle Chamber of King Solomon's Temple, consisting of three, five, and seven steps.

The first three allude to the three principal stages of human life, namely, youth, manhood, and old age. In youth, as Entered Apprentices, we ought industriously to occupy our minds in the attainment of useful knowledge; in manhood, as Fellow Crafts, we should apply our knowledge to the discharge of our respective duties to God, our neighbors, and ourselves; so that in old age, as Master Masons, we may enjoy the happy reflections consequent on a well-spent life, and die in the hope of a glorious immortality.

They also allude to the three principal supports in Masonry, namely, Wisdom, Strength. and Beauty; for it is necessary that there should be wisdom to contrive, strength to support, and beauty to adorn all great and important undertakings.

They further allude to the three principal officers of the Lodge, viz.: Master, and Senior and Junior Wardens.

Stepping forward to the five steps, he continues:

The five steps allude to the five orders of architecture and the five human senses.

The five orders of architecture are Tuscan, Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Composite. (Reads from Monitor respecting the orders of architecture.)

The five human senses are hearing, seeing, feeling, smelling, and tasting, the first three of which have ever been highly esteemed among Masons: hearing, to hear the word; seeing, to see the sign; feeling, to feel the grip, whereby one Mason may know another in the dark as well as in the light. (Steps forward to the seven steps.)

The seven steps allude to the seven Sabbatical years, seven years of famine, seven years in building the Temple, seven golden candlesticks, seven wonders of the world, seven wise men of the east, seven planets; but, more especially, the seven liberal arts and sciences, which are grammar, rhetoric, logic, arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy. For this and many other reasons the number seven has ever been held in high estimation among Masons. 

(Reads from Monitor respecting grammar, rhetoric, &., &c.)



There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

Bombadil



He is a strange creature, but maybe I should have summoned him to our Council.'

'He would not have come,' said Gandalf.

'Could we not still send messages to him and obtain his help?' asked Erestor. 'It seems that he has a power even over the Ring.'

'No, I should not put it so,' said Gandalf. 'Say rather that the Ring has no power over him. He is his own master. But he cannot alter the Ring itself, nor break its power over others. And now he is withdrawn into a little land, within bounds that he has set, though none can see them, waiting perhaps for a change of days, and he will not step beyond them.'

'But within those bounds nothing seems to dismay him,' said Erestor. 'Would he not take the Ring and keep it there, for ever harmless?'

'No,' said Gandalf, 'not willingly. He might do so, if all the free folk of the world begged him, but he would not understand the need. And if he were given the Ring, he would soon forget it, or most likely throw it away. Such things have no hold on his mind. He would be a most unsafe guardian; and that alone is answer enough.'

- The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Council of Elrond



Tolkien scholar Michael Martinez has a very plausible explanation, and it has to do with the Ring's modus operandi - appealing to the personality of the individual:

"Given that Bombadil asked to see the Ring, and that he played with it and at one point had a gleam in his eye, I don’t see any justification for concluding that he was not tested by the Ring like others. Bombadil probably had the easiest test of all because he had already long before made his choice about mastery over others.

Bombadil allowed evil things to remain in his land — not because he wanted them there but because he did not want to destroy them. He probably set the boundaries of that land to keep those evil things from troubling Men and Hobbits (his neighbors).

Bombadil didn’t believe in creating prisons for the barrow-wights and... Old [Man] Willow; he just didn’t succumb to their evil ways. Hence, the Ring could have shown him a world where he roamed free and evil things didn’t bother him (and perhaps didn’t bother anyone else). Or the Ring could have shown him a world where he could “master” anyone and anything. The point is that the Ring definitely could have shown him something, even if it was more absurd and silly than what it showed to Sam.
And obviously, whatever the Ring showed Tom, he wasn't interested."

Tolkien explains why in Letter #144:

"Tom Bombadil is not an important person – to the narrative. I suppose he has some importance as a 'comment'. I mean, I do not really write like that: he is just an invention, and he represents something that I feel important, though I would not be prepared to analyze the feeling precisely. I would not, however, have left him in, if he did not have some kind of function.

The story is cast in terms of a good side, and a bad side, beauty against ruthless ugliness, tyranny against kingship, moderated freedom with consent against compulsion that has long lost any object save mere power, and so on; but both sides in some degree, conservative or destructive, want a measure of control.

But if you have, as it were taken 'a vow of poverty', renounced control, and take your delight in things for themselves without reference to yourself, watching, observing, and to some extent knowing, then the question of the rights and wrongs of power and control might become utterly meaningless to you, and the means of power quite valueless. It is a natural pacifist view, which always arises in the mind when there is a war."


So the thing that makes the Ring so appealing to almost everyone else is the same thing that makes it powerless against Tom Bombadil. He has deliberately chosen to reject control over anything but himself. He himself is good, but he doesn't take sides in the battle between good and evil. He doesn't care about who wins or loses, because he has renounced power, control, and conflict. These concepts have no meaning to Tom. He is exclusively an observer, and his only interest is in things for their own sake. Tom doesn't approve of Old Man Willow's attempt to eat the hobbits, and he stops him from doing so, but he still respects Old Man Willow and his right to exist. The fact that Old Man Willow is probably evil, at least to some extent, doesn't enter into the equation.

The Ring is a device of power, and power is its only means of influencing and manipulating people. Tom Bombadil is diametrically opposed to power, and therefore, the Ring is powerless to corrupt or tempt him. It is interesting (and amusing) to imagine the Ring desperately trying to find a chink in Tom's armor, searching in vain for a way to reach him, and silently screaming with rage when he treats the Ring like a silly little toy. Because the Ring tailors its appeal to the individual's unique weaknesses (i.e., desires), and because Tom has no desires (aside from keeping his wife Goldberry happy), the Ring simply couldn't reach Tom. He is entirely beyond its influence, and it is just another piece of jewelry to him.

Thursday 26 January 2017

The Invisibles (Grant Morrison) Annotations

European Union (Notification of Withdrawal) Bill (HC Bill 132)


"I'm having it enlarged and bolting it to the hood of my limo! 

They are  Philistines on the road to Freedom, Charlie!" 
- Bartlett

European Union (Notification of Withdrawal) Bill (HC Bill 132)


A
BILL
TO
Confer power on the Prime Minister to notify, under Article 50(2) of the Treaty 
on European Union, the United Kingdom’s intention to withdraw from the 
EU.
Be it enacted by the Queen’s most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and 
consent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this present 
Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—

1Power to notify withdrawal from the EU

(1)
The Prime Minister may notify, under Article 50(2) of the Treaty on European 
Union, the United Kingdom’s intention to withdraw from the EU.
(2)
This section has effect despite any provision made by or under the European 
5
Communities Act 1972 or any other enactment.

2Short title

This Act may be cited as the European Union (Notification of Withdrawal) Act 
2017.

Why Trump Cannot Last




"Ronnie, if U're dead be4 Eye get 2 meet ya
Before Eye get 2 meet ya
Before Eye get 2 meet ya
Ronnie, if U're dead be4 I get 2 meet ya
Don't say Eye didn't warn your a** "


You May Not Wield It
15 15 15
=
6 6 6




'He came and laid his long hand on my arm. "And why not, Gandalf? " he whispered. "Why not? The Ruling Ring? If we could command that, then the Power would pass to us. That is in truth why I brought you here. For I have many eyes in my service, and I believe that you know where this precious thing now lies. Is it not so? Or why do the Nine ask for the Shire, and what is your business there? " As he said this a lust which he could not conceal shone suddenly in his eyes.

' "Saruman," I said, standing away from him, "only one hand at a time can wield the One, and you know that well, so do not trouble to say we! But I would not give it, nay, I would not give even news of it to you, now that I learn your mind. You were head of the Council, but you have unmasked yourself at last. Well, the choices are, it seems, to submit to Sauron, or to yourself. 






I will take neither. Have you others to offer? "



"Annie Christian was a whore always looking for some fun
Being good was such a bore, so she bought a gun
She killed John Lennon, shot him down cold
She tried to kill Reagan, everybody say gun control
Gun control!

Annie Christian, Annie Christ
Until you're crucified 
I'll live my life in taxicabs"






"U go 2 Tha Zoo, but you can't feed guerrillas
Can't feed guerrillas
Left-wing guerrillas
Go 2 Tha Zoo, but don't feed guerrillas
Who want to blow up The World"


  "Ronnie, if U're dead be4 Eye get 2 meet ya
Before Eye get 2 meet ya
Before Eye get 2 meet ya
Ronnie, if U're dead be4 I get 2 meet ya


Don't say Eye didn't warn your a** "

Rogue One : Citizen Erso



Terror! Robespierre and the French Revolution

" But wait a minute - liberals don't like people who sacrifice themselves.

Somehow, if you are too radical, already you are halfway to totalitarianism... "


Vive la France libre dans l’honneur et dans l’indépendance !


Jen - Come here.

Rememeber : whatever I do - I do to protect you.

Say you understand.


My love for her has never faded...

Jenna - my Stardust - I can't imagine what you think of me.

When I was taken, I faced some bitter truths.

I was told that soon enough Krennic would have you as well.

As time went on, I knew that you were either dead, or so well-hidden that he would never find you.

I knew, 
if I refused to work, if I took my own life, , it would only be a matter of time before Krennic realised that he no longer needed me to complete The Project.

So, I did the one thing which nobody expected -

I lied.

learned to lie.

I played the part of a beaten man, resigned to the sanctuary of his work.  

I made myself indispensable.

And all the while, I lay the groundwork of my revenge... "